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ok guys, i am super bad at blogging

and yes, i am aware that i start pretty much every single blog post like this, so i am sorry about that... haha

but it is true

and you know it.

so anywho, i really wanna write just some epic blog post today, to maybe kinda make up for my horrible habbit of...well, of not blogging! haha

so i am at the library, because my computer is in my living room and wireless internet is just uber slow and i cant handle it. and i need a new book on tape to listen to while i work, i am almost done with all the harry potters now haha.

so the keyboard here is knarly....its huge, and stands like 3 inches above the table so my wrists already hurt, making me a sad panda....

so i have a story for you all. one you may not belive! i mean, i, after all, barely belive it!!

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my room is CLEAN!

yep, you read that right folks. clean. well, except jasmines cage, but hey, one thing at a time...

so i got a new job. i now have like 3 jobs....haha it makes me feel special cuz i just read jocelyns blog about how she needs a job way bad and she gets an interview and realizes she really does not want that job...haha. but i now work at Craig's, i work for my moms handyman guy up at her shoping center, like painting and cleaning and such. and then i work for my mom where at that same shoping center where i have to wake up at an unholy hour of the morning to empty the trash and make sure theres none in the parking lot and such....yup. great fun, just like it sounds...hahaha but i get paid well for em all! so soon i will have some money! yay!

so kristin, after how hot today was, when are you opening your pool? haha

ok, so another story. yes, it might be lame. decide for yourself...

haha

anywho, so last week good'ole anthony went outta town, to st george, and it sucked might i say....seriously, like the week i needed friends and stuff more than anything, anthony leaves and the rest of my friends chose that week to be the one week where they cant hang out (or cant hang out with non-college folk) even more so than usual. this was a bummer. so i spent all week being a little mopey because no one wanted to play....

until that saturday. i finally get ahold of some people and they are playing at jocelyns house in the sunshine and it was glorious. but alas, they all left to go to some dance at the U. except jocelyn, but she was haning out with some of her girls so no luck there...so again, no friends....haha

speaking of jocelyn not playing, so hear this. apparently long ago when me anthony kristin and joce went to sushi happy hour, before that joce and kristin were watching gray's at her place, but i was not invited, which i dont mind they were just finishing it up when i found out and then we were going to get some sushi. so we go get the food. which was amazing. and then joce drives us out by skyline to get a slurpee at a 7 11 because they had what jocelyn thought was the most incredible slurpee ever. and yes, it was good, but i wouldent drive out there to get it....

anyways, im going of track. so she takes me back home first and i supposed they were just going back home as it was a little late. so the next day i find out RIGHT when i got outta the car joce asks anthony if he wants to go to her house and watch more greys with her and kristin (which kristin apperently VETOED and so he went home as well. but they didnt ask me...

so i have to ask...do i smell or something? hahaha cuz just tell me...i can take it like a man...haha

but, maybe it has to do something with how joce has been with anthony the last lil bit....hahahahahaha

ok, so anthony has been talkin about how uber extra friendly she has been towards him latley. just talking to him a ton, texing him at random, and like just wanting to talk and talk and talk....which is something joce NEVER does. to either of us. so it was just weird. and he just talks about all the outta the ordianry things she was doing...hahaha

so, i need to change up this post.....for no reason i have talked alot about joce....hahaha

i dunno why.

so i have something to tell you

and i dont really want to because i feel super lame about it.

really.

and because i dunno who reads this...oh well!

and random, this keybored has one of the super lame backspace keys that is really really tiny, and i keep missing it.

so this post prbably has a plethora of typos.

like, mucho more than usual....

which, as my loyal readers know, is ALOT

haha


ok, so back on track...

(yes, i did just have to scroll up a bit to see what i was just about to say....man im lame...hahaha)

so, a few weeks back, i commented on my good friend tims wall (cassandra taylor) and by wall i mean her profile picture...haha

it was of her and some unknown girl, who, was super super attractive.

and then she added me!

happy camper was i.

haha

so then we started texting and we talk all the time and she is just super awesome.

i call her james.

but, lemme say i did not thing that it was possible to like someone so much when you havent even met them....

hence, i feel lame.

i mean

i like her pretty much as much as a person possible can without ever meeting them

so ya.

mock me all you want.

but its true, she is freakin awesome.

so random side tangent

the kid sitting next to me is super awkward and has been playing like super lame games on the computer forever. like, this weird like washing a dog game...and its lame. but point being, man alive he needs some deoderant....badly. ugh.

anywho.

i was getting really excited about the length of this post. but then i realized that half my lenght is because im weird.

and split up everything

like this.

haha

but i like doing it this way.

so i shall continue.

so, i lost the game.

so i start like everything with so

this is lame

so i will try to stop.

man alive i have already failed...

hahaha so i texted my sis heather today, and just said i miss you! or something like that

and oh my, she called me right then and was just chatty chattty chatty!! hahaha she just wanted to talk and talk! it was so funny.

so i need something fun to talk about.

ok, the office. i want your thoughts on where its going! like what do you think about the whole Michael Scott Paper Company? i think its like the funniest thing ever. i LOVE it. its a great new turn on the show and i am a FAN

next, american idol. so if y'all watched disco week....

OH MY GOODESS! Adam Lambers BLEW me away. the first time anyone on that show, ever, gave me real and true goosebumps it was so good. he is absolulty FLAWLESS! and if you are one of the dumb people who dont like him, then first of, get a new head, because yours is broken, and second, you cannot deny that he is absolutly perfect when he sings. look at the preformance. he didnt even kinda miss anything. it was PERFECT! haha i would almost become gay for him.

really

so so good. after it, i just watched it over and over and over and over on my DVR. and i just kept getting better. it was pure magic. for reals guys. perfection.

and i agree with anthony, WHY do they have to bring paula back from the dead eery week? serisously she is so outta it all the time....


man i really do need to do this more often. i know i have like 1223943 things to talk about, but since i waited so so long i have forgotten everything by now and it is just not so cool....

random thing about me.

i am OBSESSED with ginger snaps. if you ever wanna make me super happy, bring me ginger snaps, or kumquats. haha

so i only have 12 min left on this comp. so i am going to just kinda ramble for 12 more min...

not like i havent been rambling, but i...never mind. just keep reading

it might just be the most amazing little bit of writing that you wil ever read.

probably not

but maybe.

just maybe...

anywho.

oh! alex, if you still read blogs, is anywho ok? just wonderin....

oh man so do i have a story for you!

...

ok, so not really. i was hoping that would give me some inspiration about what i should talk about.

it didnt.

oh! ok so i saw 17 again with anthony.

it was, i must say, quite incredible!! oh my, i used to really kinda dislike him....but he actually proved, with this and hairspray, that he actually can act!

and oh my it was hillarious. so many just super awkward moments and funny funny situations and lines and...oh my. so so good. the biggest bummer about it? i had jan from the office in it.

and i dont really like her all that much.

mostly because i see her, and thing of jan from the office....

does anyone like jan? because man, she is crazy....

woo! ok so no one wants this computer, so i was able to extend.

good news folks.

now you get to read even more of the random ramblings from me!

i know, i know. it could be life changing.

just try to hold in all your excitement.

actually, dont. it would make me super happy if you just jumped up and danced with all the absolte joy and happyness that you feel now.

so do it. let loose!

ok, back to my life.

so i just got a seriousr craving to go to a beach. really bad. man alive how i want to just play in the water....

bear lake party. this spring. it WILL HAPPEN this time. for reals. ill make sure of it.

so i think i found my calling.

i am going to write really random childrens books!!

haha, you know how i am pretty much the worlds best on the spot story teller?

well am.

hahah

so i am going to do something about it!

i am going to actually sit down and write a good ole childrens book

and then james is going to illustrate it!

haha

i think it is going to work out quite well.

so i have found a new pet peeve.

i really really really dont like when people whine that no one comments on blogs....

yes, i LOVE LOVE LOVE comments.

but if i dont get many,

meh

oh well

i guess it was not a good enough of a post to warrent a comment!

i mean, i am bad at commenting on blogs, because i will only comment it i really loved somthing about it, i want to make a lame joke about what someone said....

so, in short, if you want comments, dont whine and ask for em. because people still read you blog even if they dont comment. which means i need to comment on Annies more. because for real, she has the BEST posts ever. they are just random and fun and full of adventrue!! not just a long rant about "my life is a bummer" or "pity me" or just lame long lists of things to complain about....

and yes, i did my fair share of whining.

but im funny about it

just remember that...

hahahahahaha

so again. if you want comments, write a good post.

and i am a horrible example, because when i post (which is rare, but will hopefully change) i pretty much dont talk about anything....but yet, i think "man, that was an AWESOME post..." but i go back and read it like the next day and think, man alive i didnt say anything in that long post...

or rather, that short post....

haha

but so far i do belive this to be a good one.

so, good news. today, coming home from work. i saw a guy in a bear suit. just walkin down the street.

i wanted to go and give him a hug.

ok, no i didnt want to.

but still. i thought it was cool

hahaha


OK so now what alot of you have been waiting for...

why am in not at my 1st day at the MTC right now?

well, im not going to tell you

OH MY! a guy across from me (like the guy who is super white but thinks that he is black? like all the bling and hat and baggy clothes and such?) ok well his phone just went off. and it was totally blasing "womanizer" by brittnay. wowsa.

ok, back to my story. so again i wont tell you. i have told 2 people, soon to be 3. and that is all that will know.

so dont ask.

but, there is just something i had to take care of (no, im not like a felon or porn addict or anything so no worries) and i also need to make some more money.

so lets just leave it at that. i will let ya know when i leave when i know. anywhere from 2 months to 12 months. so i will let you know

ok well the computer is booting me off in like 30 seconds so ta-ta for now!!

peace out everyone!

until next time kiddies!

-herbie